A Cheeky Lil’ Med Cruise (Slightly NSFW Article)
7 night Sample Itinerary on Virgin Voyages: Where the Only Innocent Thing’s the Name
Ready to cruise the Med with a cruise line where you can truly be yourself? Virgin Voyages is ready to whisk you off to the most exotic ports on their 3 Ladyships. Below you’ll find a customized sample itinerary for those who like the cheeky, sexy, and sultry things the Med has on offer.
Note: This is a custom Flyway Travel itinerary and all itineraries and ports are subject to change. This is not an official Virgin Voyages product. Contact me to plan a custom itinerary on your next cruise or European vacation. Flyway Travel is an LGBTQA+ inclusive, poly and Lifestyle-friendly travel agency.
BARCELONA
Your cruise starts and ends in the beautiful Catalan city of Barcelona.
Here you can explore the winding streets of the Gothic Quarter and take in the madness and brilliance of Gaudi’s architecture.
No visit to Barcelona is complete without a visit to the famous Museu de l’Erotica. This museum catalogs the history of sex and erotic art from the Paleolithic up to modern times.
If you want to spend more time in Spain we can create multiday, custom itineraries before or after your cruise using Barcelona as your base!
SEA DAYS
Sea days on the Valiant Lady are whatever you want them to be.
Start your morning with poolside yoga or spin class. Get some fresh ink at the on-board tattoo parlor or take a couple’s massage class. Dine at nine themed eateries (all at no extra upcharge of course!). At night you can visit the casino, hit up the record store, groove at The Manor nightclub, or see a drag show.
Or, if things are going really well, invite some new friends back to your cabin with its innovative furniture that easily changes from bed to couch for entertaining (and back to bed again, just in case).
MARSEILLE
When you dock in the picturesque port of Marseille, France, everyone else will set off to wine tastings and lavender fields, but not you. You’re here for something much better.
A short drive away is the town of Lacoste and the ruins of the Chateau of the infamous Marquis de Sade. Here he hosted orgies, wrote smut, and corrupted the town’s young men and women until he was finally exiled in 1772.
Purchased and partially restored by the fashion designer Pierre Cardin before his death, the castle and nearby town now host fashion shows, a design school, cafes, and charming restaurants. You know, that cute French stuff you can show Grandma, because you probably won’t be sharing the rest of this vacation’s pictures.
OLBIA
Olbia, the main port on the Italian island of Sardinia, is known for its historic churches and ancient tombs. But we can do something more adventurous than that, can’t we?
Take a leisurely drive up the coast to Liscia Ruja beach and get ready to get comfortable, really comfortable, at one of Sardinia’s most beautiful nude beaches. Although known as a gay hotspot, Liscia Ruja welcomes all.
Take a dip in the beautiful warm waters, grab lunch at one of the seaside restaurants, and keep your eyes out for dolphins who are known to come and splash with visitors. Hey — if a dolphin steals your bathing suit here, at least you don’t have to make up an excuse.
IBIZA
Ibiza is known as the party capital of the world, and Virgin Voyages gives you a full day and night here to make the most of your time on the island.
There are clubs that cater to every taste on Ibiza, but I think you’ll like 2 in particular.
Liberty Club is called the island’s “liberal club” but we’re not talking politics here. You decide how far to go - whether you just want to flirt, show off, watch, or go for more, Liberty Club is a classy, clean, and safe place for couples to explore.
For those with a kinkier side, Arte e Fetish is Ibiza’s only BDSM club. This elegant, Gothic-inspired bar and club is woman-owned and caters to couples and singles of all orientations. It also hosts workshops, shows, and themed nights.
Arte y Fetish: Ibiza’s only BDSM-club
As you can see, Virgin Voyages is not your average cruise line and doesn’t cater to your averge cruiser. So if you’re ready for all this, and more, contact me today to start planning.
